Good luck to you... nothing good has come from one of these. You know that... but you are still reading this which means you're truly considering it. Imagine what this vessel of destruction can hold.
 
Here's what the makers of ths fine product have to say:

Product features
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Vibrant colors created with advanced printing techniques
- Made from 100% clear glass
- Standard size of 1.5oz (44.3ml)
- Heavy solid base to prevent spills

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap